Hej bloggen,
12. marts 1909.
Day of days. Dagen hvor verden mistede sin uskyld for bestandig. Dagen hvor alt ændredes for evigt. Point of no fucking return. På denne skæbnesvangre forårsdag deltog kvinder for første gang i et kommunalt valg i Danmark.
Nøjagtigt 24 år senere kom Adolf Hitler til magten i Tyskland.
Tilfælde? Næppe.
I følge Dansk Kvindesamfund er feminisme, ikke ulig nationalsocialisme, i sin essens en frihedsideologi. Hvor at sidstnævnte isme estimeres at have kostet 70-85 millioner menneskeliv, viser banebrydende forskning, udført af det anerkendte forskningsinstitut – Luskes Tour Tips Research Institute of Inaccurate Advanced Statistics and Misogynistic Anthropology, at kvinders stemmeret- og sidenhen ret til at føre motoriseret køretøj, at have kostet i omegnen af 600.000.000 menneskeliv.
Det er med ismer, som det er med retten til at føre motoriseret køretøj. Det er meget sjovt, lige indtil der kommer et forstyrret kvindemenneske eller en østriger bag rettet.
Luske siger ikke, at kvinder ikke har rettigheder. Han siger bare, at de skal lade fucking vær’ med at pløje mandens bimmer ind i det arieske pragteksemplar af en tysk meister, Maximilian Schachmann. Gå ud og lav mig en sandwich, Mette F., og gi’ mig så mine fucking feriepenge! ?
Nåh, nok kvindehad for i dag.. Business time! ?
Luskes venner over hos feltet.dk har i dag udpeget ikke mindre end 31 favoritter til dagens etape i Dauphiné. Der er, i skrivende stund, 139 mand i feltet. Lidt hurtigt hovedregning i Excel viser, at det nogenlunde svarer til 22%. #chapeau ??
Skihopperen dansede, som bekendt, kinddans med en omgang fransk asfalt på gårsdagens etape og er derfor tvivlsom til i dag. Hans bedste ven, Den Menneskelige Knagerække, ville også lege med, men tog den skridtet videre og styrtede helt ud af løbet. Jumbo-Tismand er derfor reduceret til Tom D. (som så fucking skarp ud), Kussen og Luskes darling numero uno 4ever, Wow for en Ært *CutiePie* ?
Den hollandske epo-ekspres bliver derfor sat under gevaldigt pres i dag, hvor hold såsom FDJ, Bahrain, Astana, EF og Cofidis må (læs; MUSS!) give den et skud, hvis de har forhåbninger om noget som helst. Med udgangspunkt i gårsdagens etape, har Luske absolut ingen fidus til Bahrain og Mikel-med-et-k-Landa og Astana-drengene så, noget uvant, ekstremt ukrudtede ud. Hvad angår GC, hælder Luske umiddelbart mest til Pinot og Guillotine Martin.
Hvis vi skruer tiden lidt tilbage. Tilbage til dengang man kunne deepthroate en Kæmpe Eskimo, mens R. Kelly buldrede afsted på Soundboksen og man i ro og mag kunne nyde Jeffrey Epsteins selvbiografi. Dengang hvor mænd var mænd og Mai Manniche stadig var egnet til åben afdeling. Dengang vandt Dylan van Baarle ottende og sidste etape af Dauphiné. Jack Haig blev nummer to, Kussen nummer fem, Alan Fipskæg nummer syv og Meruisse nummer ni. Nuvel, dagens etape er hårdere, men det er, alt andet lige, værd at tage med i sine betragtninger, når afkommets børneopsparing skal skydes efter mænd i lycra.
Med hele ovenstående retardosmøre in mente – dagens favoritter:
⭐⭐⭐ Caruso, G. Thomas, Alan Fipskæg
⭐⭐ Formolo, Yates, Latour
⭐ Van Baarle, MAL, Izagierre
? Kuss (hvis Skihopperen er helt krøllet), De la Parte, Meurisse
Jeg er vejen og sandheden og livet.
God spiller. ??
Rex Danorum, Lyset, Luske. ❤️
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